8. Singing Pigs

Arguing with conservatives 

is like trying to teach a pig to sing. 

You'll never be able to teach the pig to sing, 

and it just winds up aggravating both you and the pig.

You ain't nuthin' but a hound dog

As we gear up for the presidential election, we can expect the desperate keening from the "Wrong Wing" to ramp up to nearly toxic levels. They are unwilling to talk about Romney's attributes, instead only interested in trying to convince America that Obama is the spawn of Satan and Karl Marx. It is best expressed in the following joke:

An African-American, a Communist, a Muslim, a foreigner, and socialist walk into a bar.   The bartender says, "What will you have Mr. President?"

 I apologize to my Democratic friends, but that really IS funny.

Doesn't Return Library Books

It's always easier to try and tear down others than to actually make yourself stronger, and the Tea Baggers, Christian Taliban, anti-Federalists, and Tenthers (Google it), that now make up the Republican Party, have decided to run the "crazy train" off the rails. What they are missing in all this, is that Romney is actually a good candidate. He is very very bright, having simultaneously gotten business and law degrees from Harvard, has a sterling moral and ethical framework without scandal or blemish, a winning smile, and did not eat the dog he killed. If they chose to, they could actually run a very nice campaign based on his merits to be president.......

Drop and give me 50, Private Equity.

                        But   NO.....................

I are a thought leader

Instead, the thought leaders of the Republican party have strategerized that Romney's best qualification for being president is that he is (as far as anyone can tell) NOT Barack Obama. Of course with the population of the United States being somewhere around 311,600,000, there are a lot of them who have that unique skill set. But some of them were not actually born IN the United States and therefore would not qualify (whoops).

The thing About Romney is that everyone knows he's a Massachusetts liberal. (Newt "Chuckles" Gingrich reminded us of this throughout the primary process.) So a lot of Democrats would actually vote for him. He's a nice enough guy if it isn't YOUR company he's raped and pillaged.

Want some candy?

                 

                               

             So America, our destiny is clear: